@0    = ~Whatcha want?~
@1    = ~Do I know you? You look very familiar.~
@2    = ~What's this place called?~
@3    = ~Oh, nothing.~
@4    = ~Ugh. That's the *worst* pickup line I've ever had the misfortune of hearing. Sod off!~
@5    = ~Hah-ha! You outsiders are a laugh!~
@6    = ~Then stop standing there gawking at me!~
@7    = ~The Lady's got these great mazes. Why don't you go get lost in one.~
@8    = ~If you ain't got a spell key, you can forget about casting spells outside the Cage.~