@0    = ~I pity you, Clueless. Your journey is just beginning.~
@1    = ~Respect Death, and don't ever treat it like a servant!~
@2    = ~We're all dead. You, me, everybody in the Cage. Even the Lady herself!~
@3    = ~Don't go killing off my zombies, berk! They've got more of a right to be here than you do.~