@0    = ~Oh, thank you! I have been freed from the clutches of that monster! When she looked upon me, my flesh burned with desire, but my soul screamed into the void.~
@1    = ~Thank you for saving me! Thank you for redeeming me from the pit!~
@2    = ~(The commoner is racked by violent coughing, and as he turns towards you, he wipes his mouth with a bloody rag.)~
@3    = ~Oh, it was more than I could have dreamed! Delilah, I must have more! More! (Cough.)~
@4    = ~Finally a hooker in town who's actually worth bedding! (Scratch. Scratch.) This is gonna be *great*!~